Stuart Wibberley
Known as "Wibbs"

Oldest player in the squad but still beats everybody over 100 yards. Great thinker and reader of the game - our own Teddy Sheringham.

Steve Lee
Known as "Bruce"

Hardworking defender who shows no mercy to the ball or the player. If there is a hegderow or tree line the match ball will be lost. "if in doubt hit row Z"

Now club Treasurer

Stuart Gilbey
Known as "Gills"

Bends it like beckham on and off the pitch.
Pretty hot women easily distract this forward from his game.

Michael Woosley
Known as "Micky"

"Injured so I will go in goal, dont have to do much running either"