The Players

Stuart Gilbey

Known as "Gills"

Bends it like beckham on and off the pitch.
Pretty hot women easily distract this forward from his game.

Michael Woosley

Known as "Micky"

"Injured so I will go in goal, dont have to do much running either"

Steve Lee

Known as "Bruce"

Hardworking defender who shows no mercy to the ball or the player. If there is a hegderow or tree line the match ball will be lost. "if in doubt hit row Z"

Now Club Treasurer.

Stuart Wibberley

Known as "Wibbs"

Oldest player in the squad but still beats everybody over 100 yards. Great thinker and reader of the game - our own Teddy Sheringham.